The Carpechure Effect

Usually associated with memories or dreams of negatives emotions and physical sensations, and could be classified as a phobia named Charpaphobia
The Carpechure Effect being where a scenario (usually fictional) is so intense and incomprehensible that it can give almost anyone aware of said scenario severe paranoia of it happening in reality, and even the slightest similarity to that fictional situation and the current state in reality could send said person with phobia into a panic attack.

Nobody wants to experience The Carpechure Effect.

by ChillJammyTheEpic June 29, 2019

the carpenters arms

legit the best pub u could ever go to like the prince of wales could never. AND we dont even talk about the vine tree

Ur mum "OI ya fattie have u heard abt the carpenters arms"
You "You mean the best pub ever?"

by Ur mums hot friends April 9, 2022

tearing the carpet out of the closet

When a queer woman performs oral sex on a straight girl.

I wish I could go on dates with women who know they're into women. Until then I guess I'm just stuck tearing the carpet out of the closet.

by Carpe_Panton March 18, 2017

Raking the Carpet

To comb one's pubic hair.

Yeah man, I walked in on him raking the carpet. Turns out he's got crabs.

by Ironic Username November 8, 2017

Cut the carpet

To die, in a similar vain as 'pop your clogs' etc

she cut the carpet yesterday

by Fadomonster3 January 30, 2021

Sniff the carpet

Another way of saying someone is/has gone down on a woman.

Guy 1: Bro did Sniff the carpet last night?
Guy 2: Yeah.

by SolarFlare0202 February 8, 2021

queen of the carpet

A dyke that will eat all the vaginas in the world. Usually with a lot of hair

Susan is definitely the queen of the carpet

by Bill band big stand July 13, 2020