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Officer cadet

Aspires to be a firefighter and is a role model for the younger youths. Loves the word MOBILISE MOBILISE!!! They are fun and caring and work hard to succeed.
Officer cadet is a role model.
Station goes off: Mobilise Mobilise
Incident: 25 pump fire
by Splatcookie1 January 25, 2019
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Fire Cadet

MOBILISE MOBILISE....lets all squirt water over a fake fire ? What fun we have once a week, although we always do more ...there never happy.
We love fire cadets
by Woohoo3000 January 25, 2019
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army cadets

it's like a youth club but you get to shoot guns and shit, and all the girls are hottt (ok im biased cos I am one :P)
army cadets rules
by dethkitten March 3, 2009
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Air Cadet

Commonly referred to as petrol pidgeons or airy fairies as all they tend to do is float around in glider planes and generally crash them.

Air Cadets have very tender stomachs so all they can really eat is a few herbs and some grass.
Air Cadets usually do not even go near any type of fire arms so they have to make do with sticks and creative noises with their mouths.
Look an Air Cadet, Catch it quick or it'll fly away!
by Heeeerrrbbbyyyy March 14, 2018
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space cadet

n. A person who leads people to believe they are from a different planet or dreaming of ancestry in other areas of the universe. The person does not respond when directly spoken to, performs odd food rituals and displays complete disregard for commonsense. A space cadet is not necessarily refering to a person of low intelligence or a heavy drug user, but rather a person who typically focuses on all aspects of life except the one currently at hand.

This is sometimes portrayed by testing the properties of wooden door hinges and the current coefficient of drag, by accelerating the door into the closed position at a high rate while leaving anyroom. This will often awaken, startle or confuse normal inhabitants of the planet earth, but will appear oblivious to the cadet. When ascending or descending a staircase, a spacecadet will tend to forget that the gravitational constant of earth differs from that of their home planet and will give the impression or a much larger moving mass. The area of the voice box "pharynx" also appears to differ from that of a normal specimen, causing words to be miss pronounced such as sold-her, instead solder.

The exact origins of a space cadet are unknown but rumor has it that their home planet was destroyed due to pollution caused by poor house keeping. Following this disaster they proceeded to disperse themselves throughout the universe and litter the gene pool. Space cadets are known for their poor skills in common sense areas such as coordination, food preparation, basic cleaning and processing simultaneous coherent thoughts. Examples of some of these thoughts include wanting the dress as another space cadet with a cancerous appendage attached to themselves or ignorant phrases such as "grow a p*nis".
"Why do you have to be such a space cadet"
"Those aren't 0Ohm resistors they are clearly capacitors you space cadet"
"Where's the vinegar?"/"Right in front of you space cadet"
"You guys know how to make tacos"
by AzNGuNSmokE November 16, 2005
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Space Cadet

A sick cunt who couldn't give to much of a fuck what anyone thinks they just do their own thing and have no regrets
Man that kid just dacked the principle what a Space Cadet
by Space Cadet21 January 20, 2016
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ambulance cadet

Ambulance cadets are as good to use as a chocolate teapot, they like to think they're medical specialist's but can barely even put on a plaster, they're know for exaggerating stories on how they saved a patients life but in reality just massaged the patients cramp away, they are also known for having all the gear and no idea as they carry a radio,stethoscope,gloves,plasters bandages,AED,oxygen and a first aid kit but do not know how to use these things, also known as tea makers and johnnys
Look at that Ambulance cadet all the gear and no idea
by John__smitg April 11, 2016
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