balls

Balls.

Guy 1: "Balls."

Guy 2: "Dude, you're not funny."

by goofygoober3 October 13, 2023

balls

Balls is a word you say to your friends too make them laugh.

ME: Balls.
CLASS: ha!

by suck my balls 69 plus chiara May 06, 2022

ballness

{adverb}
Giving props-or-doing that of what balls might do or be capable of accomplishing.

"Gimme some ballness." "...that's some ballness."

by Mr. Heald June 23, 2008

Balls

What my chin smells like

Hey Bob...why does my chin smell like balls?

Mind if I scratch my back w/ your balls?

by thebee08 July 11, 2008

balls

Things that are inert.

(Origin of joke: The video "The Balls Are Inert" by Kajetokun, the same man behind the infamous Over 9000 video.")

Piccolo: "The balls are inert. It doesn't make a bit of difference guys."
Gohan: "But it's still there!"
Piccolo: "Yes, but I think it doesn't make a bit of difference, guys. The balls are inert."
Gohan: "But it's still--"
Piccolo: "FUCK, GOHAN! THE FUCKING BALLS ARE FUCKING INERT! SHIT, GOHAN!"
Gohan: "But it's--"
Piccolo: "SHIT!"

by Raymoo October 17, 2007

Balls

A man body part located under the penis used to create and store cum

Chad : Hey Kiersten wanna tickle my Balls you will receive a yummy surprise if you do?
Kiersten : Uh No! And pull up your pants were in public!
Steve : Oh La La La!
Chad : OOOOO! Jesus Christ! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve: MMMMMMM! Yummy!
Chad: Oh Steve your such a sneaky guy!
Steve: I just love to tickle Balls!
Chad : Good Now Suck Them!
Steve: Mmmmm! Lalalalala Ahhhhh!
Chad: Damn Steve you sure know how to handle a guy's Balls!
Kiersten : Well that was a bunch of disgusting!

by SlopNChop September 03, 2017

Balls!

An exclamation used to describe either the positive, or negative extreme on the 'awesome scale'.
Or something both positive and negative simultaneously

Positive: "That scythe is so balls!"
Negative: "Aw, BALLS! My car ran out of gas!"
Both Simultaneously: "You kicked that ball from all the other side of the field and hit me in the face! That was balls!"

by xelphyn January 25, 2011