"Yo mama's yeast infection is so bad she could run a bakery down there."
"Hey man, how'd last night go?"
"Horrible, she was running a bakery."
"Hey man, how'd last night go?"
"Horrible, she was running a bakery."
by The Tortoise and The Kare October 1, 2010
Get the Running A Bakerymug. by Tiffany93 December 14, 2021
Get the Bakerymug. by BeerNuggets October 16, 2021
Get the meat bakerymug. Same as Fishmonger's, barely fucking exist. Now, I will excuse every other store that isn't Tesco's or Morrison's. So let's rant about these shitty bread providers..
Tesco's and Morrisons have harder bread than shitting diamonds, every time I bite into a sandwich with their sad excuse of bread there is a 1% chance my tooth falls out. How do you mess up BREAD? IT IS LITERALLY FUCKING LIKE 5 PIECES OF WHEAT PUT TOGETHER, HOW DO YOU MESS THAT SHIT UP?
Tesco's and Morrisons have harder bread than shitting diamonds, every time I bite into a sandwich with their sad excuse of bread there is a 1% chance my tooth falls out. How do you mess up BREAD? IT IS LITERALLY FUCKING LIKE 5 PIECES OF WHEAT PUT TOGETHER, HOW DO YOU MESS THAT SHIT UP?
Person2: Uhh, what happened to Person1?
Me: He broke the fourth wall so I had to kill him.
Person2: oh.
Me: that's a warning for every person, no person is safe, person2, 3, 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 and above are not safe from my wrath.
Person3: Where is our story about.. y'know.. the Bakery?
Me: Call that shit off.
Me: He broke the fourth wall so I had to kill him.
Person2: oh.
Me: that's a warning for every person, no person is safe, person2, 3, 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 and above are not safe from my wrath.
Person3: Where is our story about.. y'know.. the Bakery?
Me: Call that shit off.
by Tesco is better than Sainburys April 2, 2024
Get the Bakerymug. Pyaris Bakery is a unique concept that introduces endless savoury and sweet options. We offer a plethora of bakery and confectionery options and varieties in terms of Cakes, Cookies, Bread, Pastries and Muffins. Going one step further we also provide a wide range of appetizing Snack items and flavorful Namkins. We take pride in using the best of the ingredients in its purest form and crafting each product with utmost detailing. It has always been our aim to provide quality, value for money and truly unique products for our customers. We can also help you organize goodies or a personalized cake for your special occasion or a party. We look forward to serving you soon!
by PYARIS BAKERY October 20, 2020
Get the PYARIS BAKERYmug. by Nduck May 9, 2021
Get the Bakery Foulmug. A woman who will give you free bread no matter what. Could be 3 weeks old, you still get free bread. Free bread for everyone. She will wink at you from the window of the bakery and is just genuinely the best person. Broke? Cant afford food? Bakery lady is there with a month old bun.
by NODAMSELS?!?!?!??! September 20, 2022
Get the Bakery Ladymug.