Neat wienering

When you’re giving your girl that neat stroke game.

He gave me the best two minutes of neat wienering of my life.

by Neat wienerer February 10, 2023

Neat press

When you make your hair look neat and tidy and looking clean

I went to a formal gathering so I had to neat press my hair

by BigraffaD February 7, 2024

neat theory

elimination process

Um... Miss Tillman.
Paul Young's been missing for a couple of days. Have you seen him?
Why ask me?
I saw him leave a box on your doorstep.
And I've seen Zach over here.
If I did know where Mr. Young was, why would I tell you?
Look, the police think I killed your sister and I'm sure you do too. But I had nothing to do with it.
And you think Paul Young did.
Well... No, that's not what I was saying.
You gotta admit, it's a neat theory.

by weeknew September 13, 2018

Neat

A neat person

Brooke is a neat girl.

by Alphaturnt November 16, 2020

neat cheat

Having an affair that's convenient for one of the parties.

That guy hates his girlfriend and they aren't getting along. Young love leads to neat cheat sometimes.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Neat Nazi

Someone who bitches about neatness and perfection all the time. They also spend a lot of time trying to find the most meaningless and slightest imperfection in things just so they can go on some autistic ass rant about it.

When my mom saw my science project she immediately became a neat nazi

by Niggaroni daquan the 420th November 5, 2021

Neat

Neat is the slowest.

Neat = slow

by Neat = slow June 5, 2020