textual relations

When you have a secret relationship, so secret you can't even talk on the phone for fear of being overheard, so you text each other.

"THEY will be home tonight, so we'll have to have textual relations."

by tw41 September 5, 2014

textual tourettes

where your brain works slower than your fingers resulting in saying/typing things you really shouldn't

" textual tourettes " you've been there before :P boobs

by saint-jim December 14, 2009

textual relationship

1. Typically a friendship or bond that is limited to the glass screen, or smart phone.

2. A friendship that occurs via text which is usually that status of "close friends", but is basically nonexistent in "real life".

These friendships usually occur under the nose of other friends. More often than not, these "close" friendships occur between two people you never thought would talk to each other.

Jen the scene kid and Scott the Jock were a part of a 6 person group of friends. Their one-on-one chemistry in the friendship was nonexistent until Scott picked up "them digits". Several months later the other 4 friends were utterly shocked when Jen and Scott started dating since they never talked to each other in person. They concluded that they must have been having a secret textual relationship.

by The Jon Harrison June 5, 2014

Textual Tease

When someone txts you first but doesn't respond after the initial txt until the next day when they repeat this annoying habit.

Textual Tease: Heyy! :)

You: Hey:) What's up?!

(20 minutes later)

You: ???

(Nexy Day)

Textual Tease: Hey cutie!

You: Hi whats up

by Dr. Phil da Grill McGraw July 5, 2010

Textually attractive

A textually attractive person texts in complete sentences, uses proper grammar, is witty and otherwise intelligent sounding in written communication.

“The woman I met on Hinge says she’s willing to meet with me because after several nights of being of texting, she confessed she finds me incredibly textually attractive !”

by PaKir February 28, 2019

Textual Assault

The acting of continually text messaging an acquaintance 5 or more times regarding a particular subject, typically resulting in irritation of the receiver.

"Jane is textually assaulting me over this school project. She needs to chill the fuck out".
"Laura was pissed after the textual assault she received from Jane".

by BlaneyGirl May 30, 2014

textual harassment

Repeatedly texting one's cell phone to the point of harassment

This dude won't stop texting me. I think I might file for "textual harassment.

by Terri L August 6, 2007