Tess Miller

A women of demesic love, she loves long showers and baking cookies. she often lets audrey turco eat hher cookie dough, she has no friends bu her dog sammy. her mom Krissan ate her once but than she came out.

Audrey: Why are you actinhg like Tess Miller

Kyle: ladiessss

by mamatoohot69 May 8, 2019

tess almighty

Tess almighty is a semi- famous Viner that is directed towards fans of fifth harmony, twenty one pilots, the 1975, and one direction. She's hot as hell and makes the funniest vines ever.

person 1: " dude did you see Tess almighty's vine with Zach Tomlinson last night?"

person 2: " hell yeah! they are friendship goals af!"

by gamsjfhjejajhdjdjdjdhdhdh December 31, 2015

tess-ever

Two words incredibly amazing. Nothing more nothing less just incredibly amazing and ofc unique.

Have you seen this girl she's hot asf!
Yeah bro that's Tess-Ever

by judith_mns November 21, 2021

tess andrews

small,smiley good at everything except maths

tess andrews wears glasses

by youdontknowwhoiamsostopguessin November 19, 2019

Dirty Tess

When a person performs a rimjob on a male partner without touching the penis or scrotum, even so far as to have the recipient support the scrotum as to not have it touch their face.

The thought of touching his meat-stick squicks me out, so I'll give him a Dirty Tess instead.

by UpcountryDegen403 September 21, 2021

Stupid Tess

A redundant term, simply meaning 'Tess' or referring to Tess.

'There's Stupid Tess again.'
'Stupid Tess is so stupid.'

by StupidTess October 18, 2008

Kara-tess

A non-common name for girls that sounds like curtis. A remarkebly beautiful girl considering the looks of her father. Intelligent, cute, sensitive, cares for others,and especially witty.

My best friend wants to be a Kara-tess

by Pork_and_beans January 24, 2009