miguel tello

a sexy babe

"Yooo Miguel Tello!"

by POOPYBUTTINNIT April 22, 2021

Tebowed

To get run over, or trucked while playing football. Originates from Tim Tebow's ability to run over all of mankind from the QB position.

Did you see Laurinaitis get Tebowed?

by T-Bake May 6, 2009

Teblowing

Form of getting down on one knee to deliver oral sex.

She totally was Teblowing me last...she did all on one knee!

by Gnast October 27, 2011

teflon dump

When you take a dump but your anus stays clean so you don't have to wipe your ass more than once.
Extremely satisfying.

#1: Wow, you're back fast! Thought you was gonna take a dump?

#2: Sure did - got a lucky teflon dump!

by Poldi January 19, 2010

Tebow Effect

To have your team win with out any explanation except for one average person who is always there when you win.

The Broncos went 1-4 in the first 5 games with one quarterback but then went 5-1 in the next 6 games with Tim Tebow which proves the Tebow effect.

by Crooked Mettlers November 28, 2011

teflonista

a person who is never accountable but manages to hold others accountable for fallout from his or her activities.

a teflonic person who makes cooworkers and subordinates shoulder the blame for his or her mistakes

The marketing director is a total teflonista. When his marketing plan tanked, some employee in Cleveland who had had never seen the plan got the blame and got canned.

by Dennis Phinney February 7, 2006

teboatrace

Chugging beer in line against another team in competitive fashion while genuflecting. A la, tebowing and boatracing in unison.

Often results in miraculous, down to the wire finishes.

The chapter from SC was talking hella shyt so we had a teboatrace to settle the score

by csmoothnj December 14, 2011