dick tear

dick tear - the clear "tear like" precum fluid that can drip from an erect penis. When a cock-tease gets a guy hot and bothered and then leaves him hanging, his unit can shed a dick tear.

him: what? you are leaving and not gonna give it up?

her: yeah, i'm outta here. what do you think i am, a hooker?

him: no, but you are a damn cock-tease.

her: just cuz you have the bag doesn't mean you are going to get laid, so your little weenie can shed a dick tear when i walk out the door.

by jillzgotskillz February 19, 2010

tearoom

A place for a form of quick sex, usually in public places such as restrooms.

Humphreys concluded that heterosexual men were also using the tearooms for a form of quick sex. (Sociology, "A down-to-earth Approach" p.27, James M. Henslin)

by kir January 18, 2005

ball-tearer

Australian slang. Something which is fabulously, excellently superb. See ripsnorter.

"Fuckin' hell mate, did you see the end of the cricket last night? Dead set fuckin' ball-tearer it was."

by Panda January 17, 2005

tearjerkin

To masturbate with your tears for lubrication. Possibly while drunk on Valentines Day.

After the constant heart crushing blows dealt to him by a certain surly woman, Gary decided to just stay home and do some tearjerkin.

by Half Asian Mike May 4, 2008

Teared out

When someone has a tear drops or multiple tear drops under his eyes.

"Yo did you see that dude he was all teared out"

by The kid boss December 20, 2011

Tear-arsing

The act of moving extremely fast.

Paul was tear-arsing down the hill on his bicycle

by Ikeweb June 10, 2016

tearny

one of the shortest girls in meadville, has a lot of attitude, likes to steal pencils, sucks at imessage games.

“hey did you see how short tearny looked today.?”

by somekidinschool May 7, 2020