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tarzanism

(n.) overcoming boredom by yelling; the uncontrollable urge to yell and scare the crap out of others.
When work became too quiet, Lori showed her inner tarzanism by letting off with an incredible AAah-ah-iii-ah-iii-ah-ii-aah yell making her co-workers jump.
by LadyCorinne May 11, 2014
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Tarzan dater

Someone who doesn't end a relationship till they have the next relationship lined up.
Beth is such a Tarzan dater, she can't be single for a day.
by zb92 February 13, 2015
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Tarzan

Somebody who is extremely stupid, or willing to do anything that you ask of them no matter how dangerous it may seem.
Did you see Clay jump off of that bridge? He is such a tarzan.
by Birdman March 10, 2020
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Tarzan crust

A combination of semen, period blood, and yeast infection residue. That attaches to ones pubic regiona after sexual intercourse in Flint, Michigan.
Ethans Tarzan crust cut his hand while he tried to masters with his tears.
by Tommy2 Tone March 6, 2024
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Tarzaned

A mentally deranged league of legends streamer with a huge ego who tells to other players that he will snap their necks and calls them waste of oxygen.
This guy reeks ar toxicity, a very toxic character playing the most toxic game.
He thinks himself to be some sort of Superhuman for being good at a videogame as adult and he looks down at everyone else as they are subhuman.
It's unbelievable how somebody would support this guy, look at the first definition, somebody would suck his cock for a session of coaching IN A FUCKING VIDEOGAME FILLED WITH MORE MENTALLY DERANGED PEOPLE.
Not to mention that he is an adult, literally an adult , acting 10000 more toxic than an edgy 12 years old kid who fucks your mom.
This guy is the perfect definition of narcisim.
If you support this guy with more than a view and you Genuinely think that he is 100% sane please seek mental help.
Person: Tarzaned is cool
Person2: you're mentally deranged
by Davvn June 7, 2022
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Tarzan

The newest racial slur for black people just dropped!
*distant beep heard from fire alarm*
"Tarzan replace your fucking batteries"
by 🎏 February 9, 2024
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Tarzaning

A term described by the actions of very desperate females who undeniably want a guy (primarily his dick) and are visably doing it so much, they are practically swinging off his dick.
Brandon -- Dude, he has so many girls chasing after him

Jon -- Yea but Danny won't do shit. They're practically tarzaning on him
by NumberThreeSloth August 13, 2011
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