Tallahassee cheese grater

A very toothsome blowjob, very toothy on the downstroke, mainly given by Taylor Swift fans.

I mean…the date was going awesome…then she gave me a Tallahassee Cheese Grater and now it hurts to pee, man!

by Blam B. Brigadoon October 1, 2023

The Tallahassee double tap

When you are giving it to her from behind and just before you cum you pull out and cum on her head and the headboard with a marvelous double tap cumshot!

I'm not good at goodbyes so I gave her the Tallahassee double tap and a twinkie.

by pseudonymbusanonumus November 6, 2020

tallahassee sausage orchestra

A sexual position, normally done in a group setting in which"the fountain " rolls onto his(or her) shoulders with there ass in the air and proceed to excrete liquid shit into the air like a fountain while there are multiple guys lay on there backs and beat off in the poo rain.

"Did you end up going to sandy's place last weekend?" "Yeah man, it was pretty brutal " "oh yeah, get lucky? , "No. Ended up being a Tallahassee Sausage Orchestra , worst damb night of my life"

by MX29 December 13, 2019

Tallahassee Waffle House

When you take a frozen waffle, roll it around a stick of butter, and heat up syrup to use as lube, then go to town on that pussy. (Eating the waffle is optional, come adds flavor)

Person 1: “Hey have you tried waffle housing yet?”
Person 2: “Hell yeah, she loves the Tallahassee Waffle House!!! We are goin for round two tonight man.”

by WH262 February 27, 2018

tallahassee teeter-totter

When two adults take part in respectable, consensual sexual intercourse.

"My wife and I haven't rode the Tallahassee Teeter-Totter in almost a year now. I think she wants a divorce."

by Luzak Wilkerton July 26, 2014

jackieasse from Tallahassee

Being a complete jackass from the funny named city of Tallahassee. Apparently the city is full of them

I found out lee ann was from Tallahassee. Absolutely makes sense. She's a Jackieasse from Tallahassee

by Mr Harmony April 25, 2023

Tallahassee Slut Water

Vodka + Any flavor of La Croix sparking water

What are you drinking tonight?

Girl, you know I stay drinking my Tallahassee Slut Water! Tonight it's pamplemousse.

by Dirly Girly June 25, 2017