Crotch Talker

This is a person who instead of looking you in the eye, instead appears to be talking to your crotch.

I have a nice rack but he appears to be talking to my crotch. Guess he is a crotch talker.

by Thantalas February 27, 2011

movie talker

the person who's always yelling at the movie characters and expressing their feelings towards the movie outloud.
these individuals are most commmonly found in large theatures, where they can annoy the most people.

(the character in a horror movie goes to open the door where the serial killer is hiding)

movie talker: NO! DONT GO IN THERE! HES HIDING IN THERE!
(everyone stares at movie talker)

me: SHUT UPPPP!

by Brooke P December 14, 2007

low talker

A person who talks so quietly that is impossible for the one they are speaking to to understand.

Jim: Oh man, i can't believe this is what i signed up for! If only i could understand what that low talker was saying.

by joe sneaks February 27, 2009

Half-talker

While you're engaged in conversation, they're paying only half attention. The other half they're looking over your shoulder to find someone "better" to talk to.

It was a fabulous VIP party, but the room was full of half-talkers.

by MContrary August 3, 2012

Keyboard Talker

A person that talks over the computer without hesitation, yet when is in public seems to cower and quiver at the idea of talking to people because he is so timid.

Hey have you met my friend Anthony? He always converses with me on the computer, but never in person. He must be a keyboard talker.

by The Liker June 11, 2012

Pot-Talker

When People talk about smoking in public in an usually high tone to let everyone know their total douchbags.

Tony: Hey did you hear about that new train-wreck maryjane bud? its hella good!

Rich: Hell yeah i did! train-wrecks the best bud in the world!

Tony: I know. one nug and im fucked.

Society: fuckin pot-talkers.

by Drosmokaaa April 29, 2010

chuckle talker

A person who inserts a stream of meaningless chuckles into every conversation, despite the topic or mood.

"Hi Steve, what's up?" -Me
"Nothing." *chuckle* - Steve
"Did you have a good weekend?" -Me
"No, my dog died." *chuckle* -Steve

Steve is a chuckle talker.

by briznye November 9, 2011