Tadpolling

When you sniff so much Mcat, you visions becomes blurred.

'Wew am proper tadpolling can't even play fifa'

'I'm past tadpolling I'm frogging!' Spoken by OB

by b9311 June 29, 2014

Tadpoled

A subcategory of the ever elusive “catfish.” Not yet, however, a catfish in his/her own right—this being because they are who they are, under the guise of facetune and Snapseed. Recognisable, but not exactly what was advertised, and definitely not what you paid for.

Patrick: Went on a date with ya girl last night
Joey: nice, was she cool?
Patrick: She was cool... I’d say she was about 35% less hot in person.
Joey: Damn dude, you got tadpoled.

by Joeychampagnee July 23, 2019

sac of tadpoles

Very full scrotum

My girlfriend need to give it up soon, I have a sac of tadpoles that need to swim!

by elbow noodle May 01, 2014

tadpole's catchphrase

Every tadpole we have seen says the word beans a lot, we dont know why but its beans

Guy 1: man, why does this tadpole say beans?
Guy 2: its tadpole's catchphrase.
Guy 1: what?

by BloxxerBoi February 28, 2021

Lube the tadpole

To generously rub Vaseline on hand and put socks on them so you can grasp the wad all night long while you sleep.

Johnny said “ Hey you guys. Will you hold it down while I try to lube the tadpole over here?”

by Name here please March 19, 2021

dinosaur tadpole

big floppy fishy that can kill you in 1 second if it sees you

he is a dinosaur tadpole

by gtd65dcfyoui March 02, 2023

Tadpole age

Tadpole age is a simpler name for half-your-age-plus-seven rule. It is the lowest age you can stoop to when pursuing a romantic interest.

Kaye just walked out with someone that JUST meets her tadpole age.

Well she will have fun with that young man!

by Singletini September 11, 2009