corralling the tadpoles

Jacking Off

bonehead 1: Where's Johnny?
bonehead 2: He must be Corralling the tadpoles!

by stingraytat2 November 30, 2009

TADPOLES

According to the 24 year old Ashton irwin tadpoles are baby turtles there for onins have layers and that why Ashton Irwin is always rigth :')

Ashton: tadpoles are baby tutels

Everybody:*turns heads to ashton*

by 5sos definitions July 11, 2018

tadpoles

The "tadpole" like shrapnel emptied into the toilet bowl from your bowels after eating salad the day before or that day and it requires lbs of toilet paper to cleanse, it's almost like wiping your ass with wax paper.

I took a crap and the bowl was full of tadpoles!

by Q8 December 29, 2007

tadpoleing

Dating someone who is a lot younger than you

My mother says I like to go tadpoleing when I should date men my own age.

by Shug1 December 24, 2008

Tadpoles

5 Seconds of Summer’s Ashton Irwin once said they’re baby turtles or mosquitoes

Ashton: Tadpoles are baby turtles

...
Ashton: Oh, they’re mosquitoes, aren’t they?

by LoverOfHope November 22, 2020

Brewing up a batch of tadpoles

Slang for masturbating

I was reading playboy and my mom walked in on me brewing up a batch of tadpoles.

by Da Weatherman February 26, 2011

tadpol

a small penis

when Joe droped his drawers for his first peice of puntang his woman sed "wow thats an awfull small tadpol, do u have a bigger brother"

by clitmasterxxx October 5, 2003