like planking laying down randomly with your head facing to the left like you just got knocked out by mike tyson.
by Z.Schram October 22, 2011
by Daddy biggens July 16, 2020
Guy: hey i just met a guy called Tyson
Girl: oh i love that guy, he has a 5 inch dick, often very funny and considered as a chad
Guy: im not gay but id fuck him
Girl: yeh unlike a guy called zak, fuck that 2
Girl: oh i love that guy, he has a 5 inch dick, often very funny and considered as a chad
Guy: im not gay but id fuck him
Girl: yeh unlike a guy called zak, fuck that 2
by dog eater 38743927932 June 25, 2020
A useless piece of shit. A worthless human being. A man-child who's incapable of seeing his own faults and instead blames everyone else around him. A lying, cheating douchebag that cares about no one but himself.
Fucking Tyson, he just continues to prove that he's a piece of shit. I just don't have words to describe his level of incompetence as a father, and in general as a man. Just pathetic.
by I love pie and Pi June 01, 2018
Tyson is so quite
by goooooggggllleeee November 25, 2019
by The Important Person January 16, 2018
The point at which a celebrity's behavior becomes so insane, that there is literally nothing they could do that would any longer shock or surprise you, or indeed any human being.
So named after boxer Mike Tyson, who at one time was the heavyweight boxing champion of world, since which time he has 1) married a semi-famous tv-star at the time, 2) alleged to have abused said wife, 3) divorced, 4) chewed off the ear of another boxer during a match, 5) received a facial tattoo, 6) owns and tends to his pigeon coop, located on the rooftop of a New York apartment building.
Among many other exploits. Seriously, wiki the man.
Originally coined by popular sports columnist the Sports Guy, Bill Simmons.
So named after boxer Mike Tyson, who at one time was the heavyweight boxing champion of world, since which time he has 1) married a semi-famous tv-star at the time, 2) alleged to have abused said wife, 3) divorced, 4) chewed off the ear of another boxer during a match, 5) received a facial tattoo, 6) owns and tends to his pigeon coop, located on the rooftop of a New York apartment building.
Among many other exploits. Seriously, wiki the man.
Originally coined by popular sports columnist the Sports Guy, Bill Simmons.
Bro1: Has Charlie Sheen entered the Tyson Zone?
Bro2: I'm not sure. Would you be shocked or surprised if you woke up tomorrow and read that he'd burned his own house down, and opened an alpaca farm in New Jersey?
Bro1: That would indeed not surprise me at all. Confirmed for Tyson Zone.
Bro2: I'm not sure. Would you be shocked or surprised if you woke up tomorrow and read that he'd burned his own house down, and opened an alpaca farm in New Jersey?
Bro1: That would indeed not surprise me at all. Confirmed for Tyson Zone.
by JamesBeam March 04, 2011