TSTB

To stoned to bone. A acronym made popular from Californication.

Mike: You heading over to your girls
Jim: Nah, TSTB
Mike: What?
Jim: To stoned to bone.

by Some kid named Steven March 11, 2011

TSTB

Too Stupid To Breathe

Marty was trying to raise some tropical fish and actually got some to hatch but they all died. They were TSTB I guess.

by vicioushemi April 27, 2010

got-a-bunt-and-a-bush-in-the-buchanan-on-gov't-st

holy holy holy shit...

i got-a-bunt-and-a-bush-in-the-buchanan-on-gov't-st right now..

by jecca September 21, 2003

TSTD

Too stupid to die, a character in a movie or television show that is not smart enough to live but not stupid enough to die.

This new character is TSTD in so many ways.

by Me Roboto April 2, 2022

TSTP

Too Small Too Powerfull

My Honda is TSTP because it keeps up with the American cars and still get good MPG

by MessyHonda October 29, 2007

Tstance

A sexual position where you make both bodys into a T. Can also be a lower case t.

Tim does his Tstance twice a day.

by K-Mart Martinez March 4, 2008

TSTU

Too Stupid To Use. Mainly used when describing a person who is too stupid to use a computer or the internet.

After my TSTU grandmother couldn't find the power button her PC I told her to box up the computer and take it back to the store.

by NEPA Diva January 10, 2009