He's a fucking Trumpet
by Walter Dominoe October 24, 2018
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The Trumpet echoed every word spoken by Donald Trump, provided him free campaign advertising, and retweeted all his tweets.
The Trumpet echoed every word spoken by Donald Trump, provided him free campaign advertising, and retweeted all his tweets.
by Simmaniac January 12, 2021
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Satan's gift to band.
Worst instrument in the entire world.
It is played by Brass-holes.
NO ONE LIKES TRUMPETS.
These evil things are always stuck into songs where they make no positive change.
Trumpets = My dog's shit.
Trumpet players can kiss my ass.
Worst instrument in the entire world.
It is played by Brass-holes.
NO ONE LIKES TRUMPETS.
These evil things are always stuck into songs where they make no positive change.
Trumpets = My dog's shit.
Trumpet players can kiss my ass.
by TheTrollInVegas July 19, 2011
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by That guy you know1# October 20, 2008
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"Last night my grandpa totally played the leather couch trumpet!"
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by SeptemberAnna July 24, 2012
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The bell of the trumpet represents the vagina where one may place one's face mimicking the act of oral sex on a female.
The funnel represents the penis where one may place their lips and blow or buzz, once again mimicking the act of oral sex, this time applied to the male genitalia.
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A trumpet is a person who studies the trumpet.
The bell of the trumpet represents the vagina where one may place one's face mimicking the act of oral sex on a female.
The funnel represents the penis where one may place their lips and blow or buzz, once again mimicking the act of oral sex, this time applied to the male genitalia.
See also: study the trumpet
A trumpet is a person who studies the trumpet.
by W.D. Stevens February 6, 2012
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2. I thought I was cumming but it was just a trumpet.
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