Trumpet

Satan's gift to band.
Worst instrument in the entire world.
It is played by Brass-holes.
NO ONE LIKES TRUMPETS.
These evil things are always stuck into songs where they make no positive change.
Trumpets = My dog's shit.

Trumpet players can kiss my ass.

Hey, do you know the trumpet players juanpablo and edgar?
Trumpet? Let me get my shotgun.

by TheTrollInVegas July 19, 2011