chubby trout

(n) position derived from trying to copulate inconspicuously while swimming with only minor adjustments in bathing attire

Her bikini bottom wiggled aside so easily we achieved the Chubby Trout before anyone in the pool noticed.

by RHughes February 20, 2011

Mike Trout

Amazing starting center-fielder for the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. Best rookie in baseball, and considered by many to be the front runner for the American League Most Valuable Player Award (AL MVP). Very popular amongst Angels fans and teenage girls.
#27 is the number he wears

A: There goes another Mike Trout home run. We are truly watching history here folks.

by Lastmanalive August 17, 2012

Mike Trout

The best person on Earth

Mike Trout hit 1,000,000,000 home runs last year!

by MikeTrout27 October 23, 2018

Trout grout

The white and congealed "lady yoghurt" found within the folds of the labia of a lady with particularly poor personal hygiene within the confines of her stench trench.

Bloody hell Doris, I don't care how long you have noshed me off for, I'm not going to lick that, it's full of trout grout.

by Blue Man Dan October 10, 2020

Custard Trout

As well as the already mentioned, Custard Trout is now renown as Fable 3's first pimp.

Have you joined Custard Trout's pimp service?

by Online stalker November 01, 2010

cornback trout

fish shaped turd with corn lodged in it

Upon entering the stall, I was horrified at the sight of a good sized cornback trout another had left in the toilet for me to admire.

OR

After two steaks and 3 ears of corn, it was time to set the bobber in the toilet to drop a cornback trout.

by Herb Hasid June 05, 2006

Caked Trout

A caked trout is a woman with a fanny that is coated in dried period blood such that no foreign body can enter,

Omg I have got miss Granith for English she is such a caked trout.

by Food41 December 01, 2012