Towing

When your penis can reach your ass and tow it along

I can tow, but I don't

by Leigh kemp March 24, 2004

twiffle

to tickle someone's butthole

Haha! I just twiffled him.

by RZA, Asain dude, and Capn A October 9, 2010

twifta

Really lame.

"Andrew is so twifta, all he does is act like a dweeb."

by AndrewIsLame September 15, 2011

Twife

A twife is a twat wife. Overall not a bad women just unable to prioritize for the good of the family.

I want to go work out but my twife won't come get the baby.

by Kdub217 November 27, 2013

twifter

Jazz cigar
Jamaican old holborn roll up

Easy, u blazin' that twifter?

by Easy-E July 3, 2003

tonify

v. to point out cool architecture.

He loves to Tonify the city.
Fraud? At this time of the night? Fraud?

by Zachary Owen November 2, 2007

towing

To tow is to struggle. The exertion of strenuous effort against opposition.

Jack is really towing to get his assignment handed in on time.
Jill towed to get to work in the morning after a night of heavy drinking.

by Bazard December 13, 2007