Tosser

The exact same as a wanker. A person left all alone in the house no mum or dad he goes up into his room and decides to toss him self off he imagines a chocha in his mind.

People who wank/toss them selfs think of chocha cause he is gay. He also wanks about himself cause he is a fanny!!and a total tosser

by Ash1402 June 26, 2006

Tosser

A loser, a nobody. I person you would ignore or consider a throw away hence the term TOSSER as in one who has been tossed out with the trash.

Jane: "I like Tom, I think he's cute!"
Dick: "Tom? Are you serious? Bit of a Tosser don't ya think?"

by mr. mike July 31, 2017

tortilla-tosser

a homosexual man whose sexual preference is rimming Latino boy pussy

I can tell by the Latino twink hanging off Jim's arm that Jim must be a tortilla-tosser.

by Hairypiglet November 3, 2013

Sausage Tosser

A male individual who masturbates furiously and frequently.

Michael Cantrell is an avid sausage tosser who is known for eating his own sausage tossage.

by Darius_Effin_Flynn February 10, 2018

Lefty Tosser

Someone who is politically aligned with the left

I hate Lewis he's such a, "Lefty Tosser"

by Sir Noones February 25, 2021

Cookie tosser

Some one who gets sick on rides etc very easy.

"That girls a cookie tosser dont let her ride the rollercoaster !!!"

by SexBandit88 January 28, 2005

Tosswad

1.A wanker.
2.A wad or chunk of sperm ejaculated after masturbation.

Alfonse is a real A grade tosswad.

by Epitaph August 8, 2005