Torpoodo

A torpedo shaped poop with a smooth body and low drag that plunges into a toilet with such propulsion that it disappears into the darkness of the deep waters, often out of the assailant's sight. This leaves the person with the feeling of essentially a phantom excrement.

-"Bro, I totally took a wicked dump, but when I looked into the toilet to evaluate my masterpiece, there was nothing there!"
-"That must've been one deadly torpoodo"

by wesk8 January 9, 2015

torontoish

When someone asks where you live and you don’t live in Toronto (you live near it), but they won’t know what you’re talking about if you tell them the truth.

Jack: “are you guys from port hope?”
Martina: “a little bit kinda like torontoish”

by httpuni July 31, 2018

Toronto Invitation

When you go to a house party because you know someone who’s been invited by the host. A Toronto Invitation is automatic, as anyone who’s friends with someone who was invited can pull up without consequences. i.e one degree of separation from the host entitles you to entrance

“Jake didn’t invite me, but he’s friends with you so I get a Toronto Invitation”

by Hank28 December 1, 2019

ray toro

he's a cool guitarist person who happens to be a perfect balance of badass and sweetheart. he was also the lead guitarist for popular punk rock band my chemical romance, which totally kicked ass.

yeah, you heard of that ray toro guy? yeah, he's totally badass

by raeraemcfrofro July 25, 2019

Benicio Del Toro

Okay there's no way it's 2020 and this man hasn't got a proper definition. Y'all even write his name incorrectly.

Benicio Del Toro is a Puerto Rican actor. He won an Oscar for the 2001 film Traffic. His varied filmography includes heavy drama 21 Grams, mini series Drug Wars: The Camarena Story, cult classics such as The Usual Suspects and Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, and the more recent Sicario.

Has often played gangsters or villains, because that's Hollywood's way with latinos. One of his very first roles was henchman Dario in License To Kill, making him the youngest Bond villain ever. It was very unfortunate for Timothy Dalton, because Benicio is fine as hell. Black hair, bedroom eyes... And yes, he ages like fine wine.

Ignorant: hey! It's Antonio Banderas!

Person: you moron, that's Benicio Del Toro

by buildmeagokart August 22, 2020

toronto

The largest city in Canada. It's known for it's combination of great neighbourhood vibe, cosmopolitan flare, and horribly atrocious downtown architecture. (Unlike most major cities, it experienced it's big economic boom in the sixties, go figure.) Otherwise a peach of a town, with great nightlife (and with boozecans up the wazoo, for you after hours folks), and wickedly georgeous people. So fuck off.

I love Toronto.

by Torontonian December 11, 2003

Toronto

A revenue stream for all the unemployed people up north.

I went from Toronto to Owen Sound and all I saw were strippers and welfare bums.

by dinglefux July 24, 2013