Cock Tornado

A Giant Swig of Vodka followed by a Shot of Lemon Juice then chased with an Oreo

Did you see how fucked up Joey got from all those Cock Tornadoes last night?

by HalfDrankNattyLight February 9, 2019

trailerpark tornado

a mixed drink made with jack daniels and pabst blue ribbon beer. first, you open the PBR and drink about 1/3 of it. next you fill that 1/3 back up with jack daniels. then you plug the opening of the can and shake the drink and shotgun. its difficult at first but it fucks you up white trash style.

that party was boring till me and jethro made us some trailerpark tornados.

by squidge June 17, 2006

Tongue Tornado

from american pie family law... legendary way of eating out

by Phil McRevus November 2, 2003

tounge tornado

To perform a tongue tornado all you have to do is find her clitoris(which is just at the top of the slit) and at first slowly and progressively faster make circles with your tongue around it. Dont press too hard, it doesn't take much stimulation

"Greg Gave me one and he put hot sauce on the end of his tounge oh god"

by Tori February 21, 2004

skunk tornado

To fart into a oscillating fan amd have your smell whirl around the room like a twister

We were at that party last night and I gave the living room a skunk tornado.

by kstan3 July 27, 2010

Kel Tornado

The key tornado is the immaculately timed act of planning the ejaculation with the water tornado whilst draining the bath resulting in the spiral descent of semen . Bonus points if your mum or dog is in the bath with you.

Ami: hey bro what did u do last night?
Kelman: just some drugs and pulled a cheeky Kel Tornado

by ThePussyDestroyer420 October 10, 2020

rope in a tornado

To ejaculate so intensely, the built up pressure causes one's penis to flail wildly- as would a rope if caught by a tornado.

Chris jizzed so hard, his dick was like a rope in a tornado

by Druace March 28, 2017