The most over rated football team in London, 99% of fans think they are as good as Barcelona and they have a Cock sitting on a basketball for a badge. Envious of their North London rivals Arsenal who completely own them in every way possible, (ground, kit, fans, sponsors, headlines, players, manager etc)
Tottenham have a wheeler-dealer judas manager named Harry "back-hander" Redknapp, he pays over the odds for any player going and will leave his club at the slightest sniff of a better paid opportunity.
Tottenham have a wheeler-dealer judas manager named Harry "back-hander" Redknapp, he pays over the odds for any player going and will leave his club at the slightest sniff of a better paid opportunity.
Aaron: Did you see Tottenham Hotspur get spanked by (insert any team here) at the weekend?
Kev (Spurs fan in denial): Yeah but we were playing our reserve team anyway (lies) so didn't care, just wait till they come to White Hart Lame.
Aaron: I'll wait and I'll laugh at you AGAIN you dirty yid.
Kev (Spurs fan in denial): Yeah but we were playing our reserve team anyway (lies) so didn't care, just wait till they come to White Hart Lame.
Aaron: I'll wait and I'll laugh at you AGAIN you dirty yid.
by Luckymeh September 25, 2010
Get the Tottenham Hotspur mug.Tee oh tee tee aye why!
ultra ultra HOTTIE! male or female, originates from the word totty.. but with EXPRESSION! mm! is often shouted out from cars to hot padestrians on the street with the added 'rock on' hand gesture.
ultra ultra HOTTIE! male or female, originates from the word totty.. but with EXPRESSION! mm! is often shouted out from cars to hot padestrians on the street with the added 'rock on' hand gesture.
'oi you TOTTTAYYYYYYYYYY!!'
by sazzle March 7, 2005
Get the TOTTAY mug.by matti March 9, 2005
Get the totta mooses mug.A place in High Wycombe commonly known as Totteridge.
Neighbouring areas are Micklefield and Terriers.
Neighbouring areas are Micklefield and Terriers.
by RealTalk01 June 18, 2009
Get the Totterz mug.Carling 'Micky mouse' Cup winning 'football'club from the Jewish side of North London. Their team consists of west ham rejects and sicknote crocks. despite spurs boasting their many 'English' players, these so called internations, such as Jenas and Lennon are no where near the full England squad.
Support consists of deluded fans who believe they actually won a REAL trophy in the shape of the carling cup, and whose victory over Arsenal reserves ranks as their best ever result in their trophy-bare history. support base generally consists of kebab shop workers, abu hamza, inbreds, Raggi Omars and David Pleat.
Support consists of deluded fans who believe they actually won a REAL trophy in the shape of the carling cup, and whose victory over Arsenal reserves ranks as their best ever result in their trophy-bare history. support base generally consists of kebab shop workers, abu hamza, inbreds, Raggi Omars and David Pleat.
"We won the Carling Cup!! get in!! Finally, a trophy to put in our moth-ridden trophy cabinet"
"shut your stupid mouth, its only the micky mouse cup you deluded tottenham fools"
"shut your stupid mouth, its only the micky mouse cup you deluded tottenham fools"
by Mealingz March 27, 2008
Get the tottenham mug.A sexual position in which two women ride a man’s face and dick simultaneously, creating a human teeter totter.
by allahu YEETbar November 16, 2018
Get the Teeter Totter mug.