Toaster

the girl can look good on the outside but have a hot personality

That girl is a toaster bruv

by Carling jones June 7, 2018

Toaster

Noun : When someone behaves like a complete idiot

Andrew was a complete toaster when he sent that message at 5am

by Estepona September 19, 2018

Toaster

It's something that you plug in and FUCKING YEET AT YOUR SON IN THE BATH!!!

Jimmy:what are you doing?
Dad:don't worry I'm just giving you a toy*plugs in toaster*
Jimmy:what is it?
Dad:*yeets toaster*HERE YOU FUCKING WHORE

by FUCKINGBITCH4206969666 May 27, 2019

Toaster

An appliance used to heat up bread, or a weapon, used to heat up the situation.

1. Hey Jim, could you put some bread in the toaster?
2. Hey Jim, if you don't get that bread by Friday, you're gonna get a toaster pulled on you.

by Starwolf1464 June 19, 2019

Toaster

A toaster, many times confused with a toaster oven, is a magical box of metal with two slits it the top. After placing two slices of bread through the slits and waiting for a minute or so, will shoot out your bread magically in a new, cooked form. Goes delicious with butter and jam. (Preferably strawberry jam)

My username.

Literally Just A Toaster

by Literally Just A Toaster August 29, 2019

Toaster

an incubator providing a controlled environment for the care and protection of premature or unusually small babies.

“Hey, congratulations, I heard your baby got out of the toaster yesterday”

by Namedtoby March 10, 2020

toaster

1. a common kitchen appliance or person that is simple but always seems to roast the shit out of my toast.

Ed: Look Jimmy is being a toaster again.
Jon: That Jimmy is always ruining my bread.
Ed: How the f#*k do you mess up toasting bread!

by Rasta Boi July 20, 2020