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Tiktok

an app made by the chinese government (since china is totalitarian) that succesfully merges the lowest scum of the earth and lowest breeds of man into one shitshow, let's break them down:
1. fuckboys or fuckgirls who use it to promote their onlyfans, or similar.
2. privileged girls who film their heartbreaks and break ups thinking they are the most important creatures on earth and get a lot of help from perverted men or idiots while people (including children, women, men, elderly) in syria, iraq, ukraine, palestine are getting killed and nobody cares.
3. talentless dancers who know that their dance will earn them millions and money, and some dude that spends months, years choreographing or learning to dance will probably be only seen by minimum 4 people.
4. some talented and modest people that contribute to society who were forced to download tiktok by their friends and who inevitably fell in the trap
5. neo-nazis or 14 yr. olds pretending they are nazis even tho their grandpa probably died fighting them
6. idiots (duh)
7. insecure people
8. smart people who use it to spread their false political, religious etc. ideology since they know most tiktok users
have an npc mentality and believe in the classic "source: trust me bro" and they would easily fall under his/her dogma, sounds familiar? yeah, adolf, next time.
Tiktok, it's an onomatopeia for clocks ticking and minute-action, hence the short-form content.
(it's 2052, every human on earth is bound to their phone and may die if they look away from the phone for more than a milisecond since their attention span is too little)
alien 1: we come in peace (sees zombies on their phones walk by them watching short-form content)
alien 1:,(to alien 2), i told you that we should leave this developing civilization alone, remember what our god and favourite tv star picard said?
alien 2: what?
alien 1: "History has proven again and again that whenever mankind interferes with a less developed civilization, no matter how well-intentioned that interference may be, the results are invariably disastrous."
alien 2: damn, i guess you were right, off we go then, they (the humans) probably haven't even noticed us. Engage.
by Pajcho October 30, 2023
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TikTok

The greatest mental diasease known to man.
It drops iq to about 5-12.
I heard you have TikTok.
God forgives but me doesnt
by HmmmYouDontKnowIt December 9, 2021
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TikTok

the app that everyone installed as a joke but is now addicted
Charli: "Really, you have TikTok now?!"
Lil Huddy: "Yea. I downloaded it as a joke but now I'm addicted."
by smart hooman April 1, 2020
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TikTok

by Red Cum December 7, 2020
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tiktok

place for mentally disabled people
jake: did you know she does tiktok?

josh: i feel sad
by coolaidiskool April 22, 2020
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Tiktok

Literal cancer in digital form

-unfunny content
-The people are brainless
-Lots of furries
-Some tiktokkers (or whatever they're called) intrude on others when making their videos

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Tiktok: exists

Literally anyone with more than half a brain cell: dies
by TheExtremeEvoker May 21, 2020
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tiktok

by SniperRifle June 23, 2020
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