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Free the Beast

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When an unexpected, yet urgent need to take a dump arises and you must immediately drop everything you are doing to free the beast that wants to come out. Seeking the nearest toilet becomes priority, so much so, that you'd step on your own mother if she was in the way.
Dude, I know I'm late for that meeting but I have no time to worry, I'm poking cotton! Where's the nearest bathroom cuz I gotta Free the Beast!
by El Perro Sucio May 20, 2010
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an expression used to emphosise the verb it is placed after.

also expresses the idea that you are soo (verb) that it is like a beast tearing away at you and you can feel nothing but (verb)
dude, I am hungry like the beast/as the beast
dude, I hunger like the beast

Im tired as the beast today
I could sleep like the beast if I didnt have to finish this script by 5

that guy last night with the ear ring, he was drunk as the beast
by Marcus 18 May 17, 2006
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Yeast in the Beast

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Dimorphic Fungi exist in potentially two forms.

They can be remembered as “Yeast in the beast, mold in the
cold."

Yeast in the beast (warm temperature, in the host), Mold in the cold (cold temperature, in the soil).
I can't remember if molds grow in the soil or in people.
Its easy, "Mold in the Cold, Yeast in the Beast".

Oh yeah!
by YeastofThese April 19, 2012
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Yeast of the beast

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Candida Vaginitis caused by engaging in bestiality
"She got a yeast infection from having sex with that horse"
"Oh yeah, she got yeast of the beast"
by cptftcock May 2, 2012
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release the beast

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The scene here is that of inside a strip joint during a "big event."

(Women are cheering as their favorite male stripper does his amazing seductive dance)
Male Stripper:(has just taken all of his clothes off when all of a sudden, he feels an intense bowel movement inside his belly)
Male Stripper: (shouting to the crowd of women) Sorry for the time out ladies, but I really need to go release the beast! I have a bad case of beer shits in here!! (tries to run to the restroom but he's too late)
Male Stripper: Aaah. Aaaah! Oh shit NO, there it goes!!
(Women in the crowd hurl humiliating and deriding comments and insults at the male stripper to express their disgust of what they just saw)
Male Stripper: Fuck.

And the moral of this little story is that if you are working as a male stripper, be sure to use the restroom and expel as much bodily waste as possible before the show. Oh and if you have diarrhea, please take a break from the job until you can shit normaly and less frequently.





Mark H. Adding more terms for the removal of fecal matter from your body to UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H October 21, 2004
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tame the beast

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Craig: Yo dude, my balls hurt so bad, I haven't had a chance to tame the beast in weeks.

Jon: Sucks for you.
by ronigas February 23, 2009
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