Zap the Zipper

When you steal somebody's zipper off of their pants with a taser. This usually ends in a very painful result.

Dude, Jessica just totally went off to Zap the Zipper on Vincent!

by Skip Skolar. August 4, 2010

zipper squat

When a person can squat down in a catcher's position but be flat footed and totally relaxed and able to do this for a long period of time with perfect posture. Mainly only people of Asian background are able to perform this, thus the term zipper squat.

Look at that man smoking a cigarette doing the zipper squat.

by Uncle Matto July 10, 2010

california zipper

When you get stitched up & down the abdomen and your stitches look like a zipper.

Jay got a California zipper from his surgery.

by lil_srippy August 17, 2016

red zipper

A bong hit. A mispronouncing of the word “rizzipper” , meaning a “rip” off the bong. This term would be spoken by an extremely stoned or retarded person.

Brian: “Cun I had a red zipper Twace ?
Trace: “ No B - I smoked it all”

by Dean Gallberry March 21, 2019

rusty zipper

When a mans penis is so small, He pees on his zipper causing it to rust.

Kyle's penis is so small he gets a rusty zipper every week.

by bigCincincy November 15, 2015

california zipper

When a person is shot in the the abdomen and then has to have a cut down their stomach. The scar that is left makes a line down the stomach

Did you hear about trevon he got a California zipper yesterday

by GuddaG3 August 10, 2016

Broken Zipper

Peed sleeping bag at camp.

Code word for a wet bunk bed or wet sleeping bag.
MESD Outdoor School code words for wet sleeping bag (enuretic in camp!)

Putley, I have a broken zipper in Antelope Cabin, I'm taking it to the camp nurse to fix it. (get it washed and dried before anyone else finds out)

by diggersdozen September 21, 2017