Pump is a slang term that usually describes a sexual and/or disgusting act
usually preformed in public and concealed by bumping in to someone and proceeding to insert an unnamed substance into there pocket
it can somtimes refer to a practical joke were yogurt is sneaked into someones pocket to give them a messy surprise when they put there hand in there pocket
it is consider rude or impolite to "pump someone"
usually preformed in public and concealed by bumping in to someone and proceeding to insert an unnamed substance into there pocket
it can somtimes refer to a practical joke were yogurt is sneaked into someones pocket to give them a messy surprise when they put there hand in there pocket
it is consider rude or impolite to "pump someone"
stranger:*bumps into ped 1*
ped 1:hey watch were your going
ped 1 whats this ewww nasty i got pump ed
ped 1:hey watch were your going
ped 1 whats this ewww nasty i got pump ed
by Ziegn August 22, 2009
A word used to describe something as "cool." It's a combination of "punk" and "pimp", most commonly used by soda-drunk jr. high kids at parties.
by MissCleo July 22, 2004
A word used to address another person in a casual sence. Can be used interchangably or along with the word dude.
by GLiex August 13, 2006
A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.
Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!
by Sonny Nugent January 25, 2022
Man 1: “Did you see the Pump Granny at the Xbox Event?”
Man 2 : “Yeah, there were loads of Pump Grannies! I bet even my Grandma will buy an Xbox now!”
Man 2 : “Yeah, there were loads of Pump Grannies! I bet even my Grandma will buy an Xbox now!”
by The Mayon January 25, 2022