danish Picnic

The act of shitting the bed and having sex in it.

"Honey, it's such a nice day, the kids are at grandma's. Do you want to have a danish picnic?"

by The burger king 69 June 28, 2023

Picnic Life

An overpriveleged life of leisure and play, with little to no responsibility

Duchess Kate leads one giant picnic life: she makes about 50 official appearance per year. She spends the other 315 days in Anmer Hall having a picnic with Prince George and Princess Charlotte.

by Skyler Ann December 30, 2016

nicaraguan picnic

A rare yet rewarding ability to commit self fellatio. Most commonly an inverted, "cock-bound" position is used to enjoy the Nicaraguan picnic.

Mike was unable to go to work on Monday as he dislocated his back attempting a Nicaraguan picnic.

by Systematic Cupid March 18, 2014

Picnic area

The area located between a girls legs, cunt, pussy, etc...

Hey baby, what about me heading down to the "Picnic area" this evening...

by menudawg November 4, 2010

Mexican picnic

An act of love between two men and a woman,where one man enters her through her flange,whilst the other enters her ass. Sticking another member in her mouth give's you a Mexican barbacue.

Minnie Mouse:Oh wow,you guys want me to go to your picnic! Should I bring any special types of food or drink?

Micky Mouse and Pluto: Snigger,wink,nudge,etc

by shitty Nicko June 11, 2006

Amish picnic

A ritualistic outdoor breeding where the fully clothed mother's yell at the children in German until the men finish then they all play volleyball.

Henry rushed to grab the buggy after hearing about the Yoder's Amish picnic.

by Jacob Bontrager June 2, 2021

dick picnic

a massive collaboration of dudes at a single party,bar,or establishment. A place where there is a ratio of guys to girls at 15:1 or worse.

Can be synonmus with "sausage fest" or "sausage party"

Why do you go to the Tav? They always have the dick picnic!

Don't ever go to parties at Katie's house.
She always has massive amounts of dudes over so her fat ass has a chance to get laid. She needs the dick picnic to have an snowball's chance in hell.

by Mike DQ April 11, 2008