Jitter

A simping little bitch who leaves the boys for a female.

Jerry: sorry i couldn't meet ya'll at sonic i had to take a female home

Max: dammit Jerry, you're such a fucking Jitter.

by Aiden69420 January 26, 2021

Jitters

A green jock small eyed bird wearing a soccer uniform first appearing in "Animal Crossing: Wild World" and later Animal Crossing instalments.

Don't hit Jitters with the net just because he is "ugly," he is such a dreamie at soccer!

by BluePuzzle December 10, 2020

Checking for Jitters

A whore who sleeps with every jit she meets has to regularly check for grown men still lingering around inside her pussy.

After that whore let the whole football team run a train on her, she was caught in the bathroom checking for jitters.

by Chimp-Arm April 04, 2024

Piss jitters

When you have been needing to pee but you neglect going, resulting in you shaking uncontrollably in short bursts.

I needed to urinate so badly that i got the piss jitters, i looked like Michael J Fox.

by JimGherkins May 02, 2017

wedding jitter runs

Condition of having constant bowel movements the week of your wedding AKA having the runs.

Angel is calling into work because she has wedding jitter runs.

by Hollaaa July 21, 2014

Crack jitter

High on crack cocaine and jittery and fidgety.

Did you see Tina last night? Bitch be trippin’. Oh yes, chile, she definitely had her crack jitter on!

by Dick Dick Goose Guy August 26, 2021

jitter hump

The motion of deliriously entertaining yet unsatisfying sex performed by a female who knows absolutely nothing about sex or pleasure who is trying to please her "PARTNER" and physically CAN NOT

Man my cumdumpster of a so called girlfriend tried to jitter hump me last night and put herself in the hospital when it went wrong

by Irishbeast69 June 14, 2022