The Great American Challenge

The largest dildo known to mankind. It averages approx. 14 inches long and is from 2 1/4 to 2 3/4 inches around.

Did you hear about Debbie?

No what happened?

She was killed after using The Great American Challenge.

by Zompie July 8, 2009

The Captain America

A sexual enticement, When a man dips his penis in Blue Paint, Red Paint and White Paint and Rubs it across his partners face until the blue paint shows completely! If you want to play the game. Try and make a Flag using your penis and the partners face. To make it tasty use Blue Koolaid, Red Koolaid and Whip-Cream.

EX: Johnny Captain America's Suzies Face Red and Blue then finished off with the stars and stripes The Captain America Style.

by Wicked Saxy October 8, 2012

The All American Rejects

A very good band that most guys don't apperciate b/c their girlfriends are too busy drooling over the hot ass lead singer/bassist Tyson Ritter and guitarist Nick Wheeler and their jelous b/c there's no way in hell that someone could look as hot as these two guys. Best song by them would have to be the Cigarette Song. So all of you need to shut the hell up and take some time and really listen to them cause they're kick ass.

The All American Rejects roxers ur boxers!

by AARgeek January 22, 2004

The Full American

When a guy fucks a girl on top of an American flag while holding a shotgun and drinking a beer, then finishes on her face while making the majestic screeching noises of a bald eagle.

"How was it man?"
"Dude, I gave her 'The Full American'"
"DAAAAAAAMN"

by totally not steve August 11, 2014

The Great American Sausage

Another way of saying The Penis

Susie is a whore. She's always riding the Great American Sausage into the sunset

by curtHendzell September 17, 2007

The Great American Turnout

The reason why more asian women are dating black american men post-obama.

Gong Li: Obama Good Luck Brand!

Dooku: The Great American Turnout has Begun. It may be difficult to secure your release from Manila.

by major_delmac April 17, 2011

The All American Rejects

The best thing to happen to American music since Aerosmith. They have kickass songs like Move Along, Stab My Back, Swing Swing and Gives You Hell. And no, they do NOT sound like the Jonas Brothers.

Dude 1: Hey dude sucks becuz they say 'All Americans are Rejects'.
Dude 2: Go shove some Jonas Brothers up your ass. The all american rejects kick ass.

by bobbitylando February 22, 2009