What in the actual fuck?!? To describe a sence of shock and confusion about the reality of your situation.
Your phone was connected to wifi then suddenly disconnects without reason, your chair was there a minute ago and now its gone. What in the ACTUAL fuck.
by Dirtprincess33 February 16, 2014
Get the what in the actual fuck mug.A more clever, sophisticated way of saying "That's what she said." This phrasing goes back to very early Edwardian times and is of British origin.
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Get the is there any word on this fucking website that has the actual definition and nothing else? mug.First coined by Danish writer Søren Kierkegaard, a technical philosophical phrase, employed primarily in metaphysical and existentialist discourses, to draw a sharp distinction between actual fucks and merely potential fucks.
Person online: I would like to express an opinion on which reasonable minds may differ.
SK: what in the ACTUAL fuck
Twitter: omg all the rts
SK: what in the ACTUAL fuck
Twitter: omg all the rts
by urbanexistentialist February 6, 2015
Get the what in the actual fuck mug.When you are looking through definitions people have wrote for the Urban Dictionary and you see one so terribly disgusting you have to click the Keep Out button 180,000 times
If I had a dollar for everytime I just clicked the Keep Out button I could raise a child. Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions?!
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Get the Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions mug.That special, group of people who go around making small, unnecessary corrections in everyone's speech. Members of The Actually Squad love nothing more than correcting the small errors other make, so that they can feel smarter than them, if only for a moment.
Their name stems from the fact that they begin many of their sentences with they word "Actually..." However, it is not a requirement of being an Actually Squad member.
There is no formal organization within The Actually Squad, because most members can't stand each other. There is nothing an Actually Squad hates more than being corrected themselves, so when you get two in the same room, it can ruin even the best parties. The are known to completely derail conversations, go on stupid, unnecessary tangents, and alienate themselves from any social scene.
Their name stems from the fact that they begin many of their sentences with they word "Actually..." However, it is not a requirement of being an Actually Squad member.
There is no formal organization within The Actually Squad, because most members can't stand each other. There is nothing an Actually Squad hates more than being corrected themselves, so when you get two in the same room, it can ruin even the best parties. The are known to completely derail conversations, go on stupid, unnecessary tangents, and alienate themselves from any social scene.
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Get the The Actually Squad mug.Phrs. A jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo. Other variations include "as the mistress said to the gardener".
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