tooken

not a fucking word

my gf thinks this shits a word cuz its on urban dictionary but i literally show her its not in an actual dictionary

Use taken or took bruh. Not tooken.

by bruh12341z August 22, 2022

like Grant took Richmond

something that happens really fast. You do not want to say this in the south, because it brings back bad memories.

They beat the Yankee from New York up like Grant took Richmond.

by Deborah Lee July 19, 2006

tookladoo

A young man/woman that switches to the opposite gender at a young age.

My grandkid is a tookladoo

by Tookladoolover March 29, 2022

took it personal

When MJ takes something personal you know you are about to get a 50 bomb dropped on your head.

Dang when MJ took it personal he dropped a 50 bomb.

by King panter March 30, 2022

What took you so long ?

Big Boss rescued Master Miller from Russian guard post after he came out of coma.

Big Boss: They do something to your eyes?

Kazuhira Miller: No, it's... It's just bright, is all...

Big Boss removes handcuffs from Miller and puts his glasses on him.

Kazuhira Miller: What took you so long ?

by venomsnake January 16, 2021

my wife took the kids

a epic bruh moment when your wife took the kids fucking asshole

gaming guy: bro my wife took the kids

other dude:fuck hahahaha go fuck somone else asshole donkey sucker whore ass bitch fucker

by FIR3_BREAK3R October 21, 2021

then I took an arrow to the knee

to plan on doing something, having done something, or did something, only to get shot in the knee by an arrow.

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim's version of Stop right there criminal scum!

1. I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

2. I used to have severe acne. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

by HighKingTorygg December 4, 2011