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Teeny Bopper 

10-15 year old girls who scream whenever they see their talentless "music artists" at live concerts. Completely obsessed with MTV and listen to crappy corporate rock(like Avril Lavigne, Nickelback, Justin Timberlake, 50-Cent, and all sorts of other losers). They butcher English down to the point that it's virtually unreadable.
Normal writing of a teeny bopper: ZOMFG, lyik jusin timablke iz liek so friginz awzomez i wna lik mrry himm andd lkie hav hisis babbysz!!!!!!!111111
Teeny Bopper by Death Shredder August 17, 2007
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teeny boppers are those yong tenage girls whom have not reached matchorety. thear usuoly beween 14-20 yers old ther all vrgens thay love femail pop stars wair clothes frome hot topik and watch american idol thay halv no clue on sex yet will take off ther pantees to the first guy that ses i love u trust me i know it works thay say your just a frend yet will fuck you if you ask wrightthaer freeks in bed doing crasy stuff they saw on epesodes of REAL SEX . if you come across one i say fuck the living daylights out of that pussy then thay wont be vergens hens not a teeny boppers .teeny doppers sholdent be haighted o wagit yes yes haight them and halv sex with then but only the skiny ones no fat chix all thoe more cushin fore the pushin sounds tempting OPPS !uuuu togethe as men we will rise up and defeet the teeny bopper nation one pussy at a time
sqeeks alot mainly wen happy , wears cloths from hot topik(goth place of shoping),skin color wite or mixed some tines portoreken or polish

Teeny Bopper 

Someone Who say like a thousand times. . its annoying! Sheesh, i sometimes talk like. . this (Dis lolz)yea and I am a blonde, so it's not all blondes that are teeny boppers. . . ok so yea bye now
(sumone)hiyaz. . u thurrrz
me) umm hi?
sumone)_ helloz wuzzzzup
me0- n2m but u need to chill out fakie
sumone)_ fakie?? ur callin me a fake. . . whatever like u stupid bimbo enyways shut up lyke iwanted ot ltk to u enyways byeeez
me0- w/e bye
Teeny Bopper by BrItTaNy November 25, 2003

teeny bopper 

A person who enjoys to talk and obsess about bands that they don't listen to. Tend to be Pre-teens, from 10-15. They only like the band for there looks or attitude. These people tend to be "wannabee" emo, punk, goth, etc. They also claim to not like labels yet say things like "I don't like to label people, but punks and goths are the best kind" or "I hate preps". Quite a few obsess over artists such as Avril Lavigne, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, and Fallout Boy.
The teeny boppers are taking over the world with their cults worshipping their favorite band.
teeny bopper by Emilia Vonce March 10, 2007

teeny bopper 

little girls from age 8 to 14 that pretty much walk around goin like o my god u r such a posor only becuase u two both wear the same sized shirt and who mixes up brands with bands and says stuff like "hey i saw that band volcom on mtv last night and o my god they are so punk giggle giggle giggle" and buy everything that is pink and black becuase it is how you say "so the rage" they go to aeropostle and buy little shirts with monkeys that say "rock on" or somethin like that and when u ask them to name a song of a band that they only say they like cuz they are "in" they name the most famous song becuase everybody knows that song like beetles yellow submerine for example...and but pink and black etnies and go around with wal-mart boards with pictures of spiderman on it they go to hot topic and buy hair spray and go hey my hair has spray in it i'm cool! and there im wallpaper is avril lavighn or however you spell it.
(teeny bopper walks in wal-mart) "like o my god look at that pink floyd t shirt they are totally cool, i think, cuz everybody else is wearin one so i better buy it"
teeny bopper by robert the3rd December 28, 2005

teeny bopper 

a girl that listens to the music they want to listen to, dress the way they want to, and online they talk the way that most expresses themselves. people think they are stupid little preppy wannabe freaks-i just am like "well, whatever because i dont care what you think about me!"
me: hey maggie, lets go to the mall with jake and sam after school!
maggie: ok cool that'll be fun
teeny bopper by penguinHOTTIEx4x4 February 3, 2005

Teeny Bopper 

A girl who is freshly out of high school or a freshman in college. They pray on older college guys as they learn the ways of the college party seen. Going to party's just to have sex and be cooler. They are often easy for older college bros to seduce.
Gene just loves to pray on those teeny boppers.