Humble Tebow

After replacing your girlfriend's vibrator with fresh batteries, taking a knee and praising God whilst claiming credit for all her orgasms.

I was too drunk to fuck, so I Humble Tebowed so my girlfriend wouldn't get too pissed.

by S. Meyer February 13, 2012

A Tebow

When you are slumping with the ladies and need something to blame it on...you're pulling a Tebow slumping

Dude for the last 6 months I have been pulling a Tebow

by bellevues.finest November 4, 2009

Teddy Tebow

The sensual act of pleasing one's partner through sing song.

I totally Teddy Tebowed that chick last night

by Ron Steingrabber June 24, 2011

The Tebow Bomb

Preforming a Tebow bomb is done by dropping a shot of everclear into a glass of holy water. A proper Tebow bomb is done by dropping to one knee and transitioning from drinking the bomb to the classic Tebow pose.

Buy those Catholic girls The Tebow Bomb and then maybe they can do the Tebow pose, on your dick.

by The God of the Sea January 11, 2012

The Tebow Effect

When a popular pro sports player plays on a small town team, causing said town to overly obsesse over said player to creepy levels

Wow Binghamton is sure feeling The Tebow Effect

by Dasametho June 4, 2018

Timmy TeBowl

The Timmy TeBowl is when you smoke a bowl of medical marijuana laced with kief and hash oil.

The first known bowl was sparked in North Fair Oaks, CA.

Tim Tebow, who does not smoke medical marijuana, has been a commonly linked to medical marijuana.

I got hella oil lets smoke a timmy tebowl!

by baby slip September 19, 2012

Tebowginity

The anti-jock; the person who saves his virginity even though he is athletic, popular, smart, and well-liked.

-"Dude, do you want to go hit that party up and bang that cheerleader?"
-"No man, I'm saving my tebowginity for that Denver Broncos cheerleader."

by mitchek "hays your hays" hays December 18, 2011