You can't teach an old dog new tricks when they have been used to using a cell phone instead of a smart phone.
by Zahraa June 13, 2017
by mypseudoonym... January 20, 2012
Jeff: “That bloke just isn’t cut out for the job”
Tim: “yeah mate, you can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle”
Tim: “yeah mate, you can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle”
by killacrip August 12, 2021
Well, you know what they say “you can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes”
by Dudewholikesbannanas May 09, 2021
National reach your sons day is celebrated on April 24th, instead of national rape day, it’s national teach your sons day
by THaNoS jeevanos April 20, 2021
A "job" that many grifters, low-lifes, simpletons and garden variety retards do while living abroad as an expat. Many, if not all, of those that are currently teaching ESL have failed astronomically in their home country. This includes financially owning themselves by getting one of the many useless degrees offered by today's university. An incompetence to use any job-hunting website. It also includes burning a variety of bridges with all of their friends, associates and family members. And finally, it includes a general sense of running from all responsibility due to a severe case of arrested development.
Ironically, many of their students, ESL Speakers, are trying to have a better life, work hard and take life head on.
Ironically, many of their students, ESL Speakers, are trying to have a better life, work hard and take life head on.
Blue-haired coffee shop barista: I double majored in English Creative Writing with an emphasis on poetry, and general Philosophy, and I've had it. I've been working here for 6 long years. Too long, too long. Next week, I'm moving for an ESL Teaching job abroad for $800/month. It's GOOD money, and allows me to save each month to pay off my $120,000 of student debt.
Engineer, former friend: That's great.
Engineer, former friend: That's great.
by Former Expat October 14, 2022
by QB1ndy September 23, 2022