two tacos short of a combo platter

Insane, off-kilter, off the rocker, etc.

"Man.. that guy's two tacos short of a combo platter!"

by jerry the cowboy December 27, 2003

Tabasum

A really pretty girl, with thick eyebrows, fair skin tone(no racist). Playgirl, makes guys fall and then reject them. Uses “.” Aka periods a lot to look dominant, Zetrux loved her with his whole heart 💓

You shouldn’t have done that :’)

Oh my god that girl looks so Tabasum!!

by anonymous indian September 3, 2020

pink tacos

A slang provacitive term for a girls clit, cunt, etc. you name it. Originally derived from eating the great mexican traditional food, which is just as joyful as the girl.

Dude: i went to a party last night and met up with that girl.

Man: Did you feast on some choice pink taco?

Dude: ya man

by Horny May 13, 2005

tabish

tabish is a sexy boy who is very appealing to all sexes. he is athletic and handsome and knows how to attract the ladies, but has his heart easily captured by girls. tabish is a reliable lean-on-me kind of friend and he represents strength and honor. he is quite the sex machine in bed.

"i love my boyfriend"
"why?"
"because he is tabish"

by x.md.we November 24, 2009

Tabes

Another word for breasts.
Tits

"Yo dawg, you see the tabes on shawty!"
"Damn"

by Suque January 23, 2009

Tito's Tacos

An overhyped, "Mexican" restaurant specializing in Jack-in-the-Box style tacos. Mostly caters to white people from the Westside who don't know any better.

The store was out of dog food so I stopped by Tito's Tacos instead.

by absurdantihero November 12, 2015

three taboos of a ninja

the three things that are stated by jiraiya that supposedly make a ninja go bad. they are:
1)alcohol
2)women
3)money

but jiraiya has been known to do all three taboos at once in less than 15 minutes.

if ur life gets absorbed in the three taboos of a ninja, then you ll be as bad a orichimaru.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006