When you and the person next to you start pissing at the same time and somehow stop pissing at the same time making the situation awkward although leaving you both thinking "fuck that was legendary"
I went to the bathroom and these two people were Synchronized Pissing. It was kinda awkward but legendary.
by j0d4n September 6, 2011
Get the Synchronized Pissing mug.Synchronized football is an individual hybrid sport of regular football and penalty kicks. The name derives from it's mathematically perfected, synchronized field layout. The game can host a number of players, ranging from 3-6, where the goal layout of a 3 player-match would be a triangle, and in a game of 5 players would be a pentagon and so on.
Hi Geir! Want to play a game of synchronized football? Me a and my buddies here challenge you to a hectagon game.
by geir January 9, 2007
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Get the idiocynchracy synchronosity mug.Noun: An appropriate rhythm while stitch-fucking. Two males are double penetrating a woman in her anus and vagina, and as one goes in, the other is going out. This appropriate rhythm ensures that the woman is fully penetrated at all times and does not die or get split in half. This also conveniently prevents the two men's testicles from touching each other, which could call their heterosexuality into question.
Matt: Man, when I grow up, I want to be just like Josh and Stacy. They're masters of synchronized stitch. All the chicks are talking about them.
Zack: Yeah, I hear their balls don't even touch. They're gonna turn synchronized stitch into an Olympic sport!
Zack: Yeah, I hear their balls don't even touch. They're gonna turn synchronized stitch into an Olympic sport!
by Jay-Deezy February 25, 2010
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Get the Synchronized choco choco mug.Dude: Heey baby! Want to learn some synchronized beddance
Girl: Yeah sure!
Dude: Follow me to my bed then.
Girl: Yeah sure!
Dude: Follow me to my bed then.
by Popsen April 28, 2011
Get the Synchronized Beddance mug.The phenomenon where in people that are geographically separated experience a coincidence with no other possible explanation, that would not have happened otherwise.
You pick up the phone to dial your sister, and she is already on the line without dialing, or the phone ringing, as she has already called you.
But you know that if you did not go to call her, she would not have tried to call you - synchronicit causality
It was the act of picking up the phone that precipitated the event.
But you know that if you did not go to call her, she would not have tried to call you - synchronicit causality
It was the act of picking up the phone that precipitated the event.
by Lostware February 1, 2012
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