Usually short, bald and asian, Sattaporn's are friendly little creatures who don't do their work and dick around all night long. Sattaporn's will do almost anything to get a girls attention. He has many of methods, but his most famous method is to break the girls kneecaps.
by Hotmcdoodlebob November 13, 2013
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Guy 1: Dude I got so hammered last night
Guy 2: Oh yea? Did you get seattle drunk?
Guy 1: Lol not even f*ckin close, I only had like 10 shots & 9 beers
Guy 2: Oh yea? Did you get seattle drunk?
Guy 1: Lol not even f*ckin close, I only had like 10 shots & 9 beers
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When a person sticks their penis in a urn of one of their grandparent’s remains and receives fellatio
by whoslynx October 2, 2019
Get the Seattle Fun Dip mug.A highly confused semi dangerous person, disorganized. Tends to drop and break things. Always looking for misplaced / lost items. Very elusive and hard to find. Moves rapidly.
"Has anyone seen Mike?" "Yeah that guy is a real scatterjack, he is in the work bay looking for the tools he lost this morning."
by Scubbled Jac March 14, 2023
Get the Scatterjack mug.A seattle sizzle is a sexual act by nature (fetish). A seattle sizzle is when someone cums (ejaculates) into a measuring cup and boils it over a stove.
by Keratinx June 15, 2023
Get the Seattle Sizzle mug.1. Any person living in, or within ten miles of The city of Seattle, WA
2.Is easily agitated when tourist asks to see the original Starbucks, Microsoft or Kurt Cobain's house. True Seattleites do not care for these things.
3.Considers Seattle to be the best city on Earth.
4. Is a pretentious coffee snob due to the thousands of delicious coffee houses and rostaries that surround them.
5. Any person who knows not to visit Pike Place Market on a Saturday.
6. Any person who was disappointed by EMP (unlike the inbred hicks from across the country who come to visit it).
7. Anybody who knows that "eating dicks" means eating burgers.
8.Any person that hates it when Californians drive through Washington and cry about the rain and the cold.
9. Typically a city that is completely devoid of soccer moms.
2.Is easily agitated when tourist asks to see the original Starbucks, Microsoft or Kurt Cobain's house. True Seattleites do not care for these things.
3.Considers Seattle to be the best city on Earth.
4. Is a pretentious coffee snob due to the thousands of delicious coffee houses and rostaries that surround them.
5. Any person who knows not to visit Pike Place Market on a Saturday.
6. Any person who was disappointed by EMP (unlike the inbred hicks from across the country who come to visit it).
7. Anybody who knows that "eating dicks" means eating burgers.
8.Any person that hates it when Californians drive through Washington and cry about the rain and the cold.
9. Typically a city that is completely devoid of soccer moms.
On the 8th day God created Seattle
and on the 9th day God created the Seattleite
on the 10th day, God finally rested.
and on the 9th day God created the Seattleite
on the 10th day, God finally rested.
by Burr-Lee Boone November 25, 2006
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