sattaporn

Usually short, bald and asian, Sattaporn's are friendly little creatures who don't do their work and dick around all night long. Sattaporn's will do almost anything to get a girls attention. He has many of methods, but his most famous method is to break the girls kneecaps.

"Carl didn't do his work and was playing star craft all night last night... What a Sattaporn."

by Hotmcdoodlebob November 13, 2013

statsporn

Statsporn - noun. An arbitrarily detailed statistical breakdown of information which provides no greater understanding but fills reports or especially weak assignments designed primarily to give the reader something to look at. Statsporn is most often accompanied by a figure or infograph.

The Feltron Annual Report about his life is filled with statsporn like the breakdown of clothing purchases in a year by colour.
This report is a not great is there no statsporn we can fill it with?

by John Nelson January 18, 2008

Saptaparni

Saptaparnis are one of the craziest and cutest people on earth. They tend to be really intelligent having excellent skill in vocabulary. They are introvert in general and they keep their feelings to themselves. The most attractive part of their character is they are crazy and weird. However they are known for having a good figure that even women find them sexy and fancy them.

I wish I could have a saptaparni.

You are never gonna find as saptaparni (sexy) someone as me.

by Rainlyballads July 26, 2018

saptaparna

a greek goddess with crowned leaves and an alluring aura

wow that’s Saptaparna, her name fully matches her personality

by siren05 November 23, 2021

sataparna

Messy hair and has many different sides to herself and is a bitch. Would change lovers as many times as seasons change.

Sataparna is quite a player.
She is a literal sataparna.

by anonymous November 25, 2021