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shizen houzen

dervired from the german word shizen meaning shit and with the addition of houzen meaning house,
thats shizen houzen
by jem October 16, 2003
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king-size

or king-sized

very large
After the banquet, I had to take a king-size dump.
by Light Joker July 4, 2005
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Size Queen Radar

when a knowledgeable fan of big cocks can easily spot a guy sporting impressive meat.
Travis noticed a lanky guy walking down the street and used his trusty Size Queen Radar to determine that yes that dude was hung like a rhino.
by Uncle Joosie July 2, 2018
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Shizel

Shizel can literally mean anything you want it to mean. It flows well and works in any statement, sentence or phrase. It can also replace words. (ex. I'm so shizeled.(this can mean a multitude of things, but if you know the speaker then you should know what they want the word to portray))
Shizel my dirty little nizel. /What's shizeling?/ What the Shizel.../To shizel or not to shizel./I need to take a shizel./ Are you shizeled!?/Are you out of your shizel..?
by theSetShizlers January 22, 2012
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steamy sizemore

A surprise left at a party for the host to clean up off the couch the next day. Mostly consists of fecal matter or vomit. Commonly referred to when the substance is on a fabric (ie. couch or chair).
Dude, someone totally left you a steamy sizemore on your couch last night.
by HansDude October 16, 2008
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Franchise Sized Fuckup

Simply put, an unecessary mistake, which stemmed from a smaller problem, which didn't get resolved. As a result the issue got a lot bigger.

The term Franchise is used as the goal of many small businesses is to become well established, with a solid foundation and processes, which will enable them to Franchise out. This enables a small business to become a larger business.
Father: Do you take the car in to get repaired yesterday like I asked you?
Son: Umm, no. I forgot. What's the big deal?
Father: The big deal is, I need to pick your mother up from the airport in an hour and god knows whether I'm going to get there and back in one piece... this is a Franchise Sized Fuckup!
by buckonz October 18, 2008
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Reverse size queen

Ashley-Did you hear Leo has a girlfriend?
James-Leo? But he has a tiny dick.
Ashley-I know she must be a reverse size queen.
by dolawite June 16, 2014
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