Swimporrhaphobia

The fear of aliens anatomically similar to worms coming into your room at exactly 12:32 AM and handing you a grilled cheese sandwich. People typically get over this fear by lighting torches while they sleep.

Person 1: Why did you have torches lit in your room at midnight last night?
Person 2: I'm sorry, but I suffer from a chronic case of swimporrhaphobia.

by The Swimporrhaphobics August 6, 2016

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Swiftball

A game just like Fantasy Football, but for Taylor Swift's Eras Tour where everyone will guess what dress she will wear for each era and surprise songs etc. Also known as Allie's Fantasy Swiftball.

COWBOY IS READY TO PLAY SOME SWIFTBALL IN A COUPLE HOURS.

by thisismetrying June 25, 2023

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Playing Switzerland

Verb

When an argument is going on, and someone is being neutral in the argument, even if it seems to surround the person "Playing Switzerland".

Dude, stop Playing Switzerland and side with me on this one!

by swisstoblerone June 10, 2010

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Rodshoo Switcheroo

It's when a woman eats a male's ass and then right after they switch over and the male start to eat the woman's ass

Bob: yo, you fuck that bitch last night?

Blamah: nah she didn't let me fuck so I hit her with the rodshoo switcheroo!!

Bob: Damn nigga you dirty!!!

by rodshoo October 15, 2018

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Swindle sheets

Trucker's slang for the log books they are usually required to take along on their trips. Some truckers hate taking these along, because they have to document all sorts of information that may affect how much money they make.

"...We tore up all a our swindle sheets an' left 'em settin' on the scales..."

by Chairman May 2, 2005

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