swass

when your ass is too sweaty to be just a regular ass

Oh man, this leather couch is giving me swass.

by Christine Perri August 27, 2005

swass

sweat gathers in the buttcrack on a hot summer day, thus resulting in Swass (sweaty + ass)

I can't wait for the seventh inning stretch, I've got a major case of swass ...

by chappy poopy pants July 1, 2005

swass

a sweaty ass, usually found on a fat person.

wow that chick gets a swass from walking up the stairs!

by ryan March 9, 2005

swass

sweaty ass

man i have swass from sitting to long

by Ashley September 21, 2003

Swass Bandit

A man or woman wielding a weapon, i.e. a gun, knife, or deadly fists that demand you allow them to take your underwear in collateral with your life. The Swass Bandit may go impromptu during the theft and demand you spread your butt cheeks so they can sniff and lick your sweaty asshole. This will usually happen within the hottest months of the summer.

Whilst walking home home from work, it was really hot and I was ambushed by a Swass Bandit. She came out of the bushes and demanded to sniff my panties. I happily obliged as the knife was sharp, and readily spread my ass cheeks to indulge the Swass Bandits fetish.

by Rimjob Ninja May 22, 2013

swass

adjective. meaning as cool as STD when she lived in Indiana...oh wait, that hoe was never cool..ok then, as cool as Labret and Lanret

Hey hey, yah swass labret!

by Wildrose January 16, 2003

swass

It's when your ass is extremely sweaty!!

Man, I got a bad case of the swass!!!

by Churchface March 15, 2005