Suprise Adoption

This is fancy kidnapping

1: Hey did you hear that some kid got suprisingly adopted?
2: No way what!
3: Yeah the cops went looking for him and everything!
2: Yoooo haha to be honest I wish I was suprise adopted...
1: Tf i was thinking the same thing!
3: Ok what.
4: Huh wassup? Whatchyall talkin bout?

Suprise adoption is really just kidnapping

by SnigSnogNoDong October 16, 2019

suprit

A really awesome guy. loyal, handsome, intelligent, helping nature and very smart. Once u have a suprit, keep him. He is one of a kind.

It has information about suprit whereas my name is suprit and this is the real meaning of suprit apart from me.

by Suprit irkal: the king November 24, 2021

jam suprise

the act of going down/fingering/genaerly discovering that a female is 'on'

hey baby if i give u cunnilingus will i get a jam suprise?

by Greenbadger87 May 13, 2005

Pikle suprise

A Pikle surprise is when a man kidnappes you and begins to forcefully make you consume pikles well you are tied to a chair. When the kidnapper runs out of pikles you are let free.

'PIKLE SUPRISE!'-Johns last moments

by Dr.FreezeLove March 7, 2017

An Elevator Suprise

When you fart in an elevator before you exit, leaving it for the next unsuspecting person.

Jaime left An Elevator Suprise for his boss Jim, when he was heading down to the break room.

by UrbanCreatornoob May 13, 2017

Suprise Poo

Suprise Poo. When all of a sudden you need to take a poo without realising it. This may happen after eating, when trying to fart or any other time.

OHHH man I tried to fart and did a suprise poo. This McDonalds chips may give me a suprise poo, therefore i won't eat them.

by jizzhead April 11, 2009

Shia Suprise

When you thought Shia Lebeouf was dead but he is actually still alive.

Person 1 “Dude, I thought Shia Lebeouf was dead, but he isn’t! What a Shia Suprise!”
Person 2 “No way!!”

by thehamwithcheese March 15, 2019