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Superstraight

A satirical “sexuality” designed as a counter to being called transphobic for not dating trans people, which unfortunately was taken too seriously and evolved into a thin guise for actual transphobia. Exercise caution when using this word, as it may elicit threats of violence and/or death.
“I’m superstraight bro I only like REAL women”

“yeah ok dumbass, you don’t need a whole sexuality just to be transphobic

Or:

“I’m superstraight because I am not attracted to women with a penis or artificial vagina.”

“OK, I guess? Isn’t that just a preference and not a sexuality?”

“shit, you right”
by Jonathan C. Fruitloop III June 24, 2022
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superstraight

A: I’m superstraight

B: superstraight is transphobic
A: and..?
B: that’s f*cked up
by transphobia-isn’t-ok April 1, 2021
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Superstraight

- i am superstraight

No, you are an 12 years old kid who believes everything he sees on tiktok
by alex._.bum March 26, 2021
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superstraight

a fucking idiot.

not valid.

straggots are ‼️scary‼️
person one: “tell me you get NO pussy without telling me you get no pussy
person two: “i’m superstraight”
by sakusawife March 10, 2021
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superstraight

an un-valid person 🤮🤮🤮🤮
“i’m superstraight”
“superstraight is transphobic !!”
you didn’t need to make a whole new sexuality to say that you wouldn’t

date someone who is trans 😐 just say your transphobic and leave
by grapeshmodium March 12, 2021
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superstraight

An invalid excuse for straight people to be in the lgbt community
Prolly the same people who made this shit complained straight pride month doesn't exist
Person 1: I'm coming out as superstraight...
Person 2: ... Just say your hetero and go.
by YNW I’m Bored September 9, 2021
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Superstraight

A "new sexuality" made up by 4chan and tiktok trolls. Super straights appear to be trying to fit transphobia into the LGBTQ+ community, by calling it a sexuality Instead. They go onto sites like "urbandictionary.com" and say transphobic things such as "trans women aren't real women" which is only going to hurt others and is attacking transgender people who have honestly gone through enough already.

Superstraights are only being more and more recognized as a hate group as they continue to promote themselves (for example: r/superstraights on reddit.com getting banned for some very obvious reasons)
ss: hey, I'm coming out as superstraight!

You: what's that?

*A while later...*

You: so you're telling me if you were to

date a woman for several years, and she told you she felt confused/curious about her gender, you'd break up with her immediately because of it???

ss: well obviously, but I'm not transphobic or anything

You: that's kinda the definition of transphobic, buddy.....
by Squidady March 26, 2021
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