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text-sketchy

when text responsiveness is patchy
You know I'm text-sketchy between 3-8 because I'm dealing with the kids. Best to text me later.
by Holly M S December 8, 2010
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sketchy

when a person is kind of shady, they are sketchy. when you are not sure what a person means by something, that is sketchy too.
It was sketchy when bobby lobby showed up in random places all over the ship, giving people the impression that he was stalking them. gabriela also showed a lot of sketchyness when she said that her skirt made her feel loose.
by gabriela August 1, 2004
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Sketchy Ventura

adj.

Someone in a position of power either due to their title or general physical strength that is acting abnormal enough to make one feel unsafe or uncomfortable in their presence.

Derived from a play on words in reference to Jesse Ventura, the 38th Governor of Minnesota and former wrestler of the WWF and the word Sketchy.
Bill: How did the meeting go?
Ted: Great, until Mr. Rickard went all Sketchy Ventura on me.
Bill: What happened?
Ted: He started sword fighting himself with his pen, while humming the old school Batman theme during my presentation on last quarter.

A great cinematic example of this would be Mr. Lumberg's dealings with Milton in Office Space.
by Rooks December 14, 2008
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Sketchy Mike

A person under the influence of a bean. He or she may appear unable to relax.
Sketchy Mikes may ask questions like:

“Do you like mayonnaise?”
“What is the capital of Wyoming?”

Sketchy Mikes can be found asleep on a floor.
Sketchy Mikes are not dangerous.
by SketchyMike November 2, 2017
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sketchy bastard

1. Someone who is constantly coming up with excuses for why he can never make it to anything he has planned to do.

2. Someone who emits a feeling of uneasiness and is hard to fully trust, either due to past experience, reputation, or just plain being sketchy.
1. Man, that Daniele guy is always telling me about how he has to spend time family bonding or how he has to do something else right before he's supposed to show up somewhere, he's such a sketchy bastard!

2. Garret is always making me uneasy, he just has that reputation of never following through with anything, guess he's just a sketchy bastard.
by Clutch Pro June 1, 2010
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Sketchy

Often used in skateboarding. Describes the rider as unsteady, a rider with lack of control over the board.
ohh this hang over sure makes me skate sketchy as ....
by toba July 17, 2003
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Sketchy

Somebody who does inexplainable shit, says random things and has little to no short term memory, generally messed up from drug abuse.
1. You sketchy fuck!
by King L July 20, 2003
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