Submarine Drunk

When you get so drunk you flood your dwelling.

1) I got submarine drunk on Friday, and now I have to pay to replace the ceiling in the apartment below mine.
2) Careful about getting SubMarine Drunk. That's how Whitney Houston died.

by MarcDemo June 12, 2018

Submarine Stare Down

When you take a massive shit shaped like a submarine. It's so big that you invite anyone in the area to take a look.

"Hey Honey, come quick, I've got a Submarine Stare Down for you to check out in the toilet bowl."

by willie weewee September 9, 2019

Submarine Titties

Long, saggy, and rectangular boobs that are primarily found on the elderly.

Nurse 1: Oh shit! Miss Parker fell down the stairs again!
Nurse 2: Thats just her submarine titties in the way again.

by DjAllDay December 23, 2020

SubArtsNew

A joke that is irresistible to the gender of your choice.

He just did a SubArtsNew

by YouReallyThought August 9, 2021

toilet submarine

Those turds that aren't floaters or sinkers, they bob in-between.

Steve: Dude, check out what just invaded the crapper.

Bob: DAMN!!! That is one huge toilet submarine!

by ed! June 10, 2014

canadian submarine

When you dip your dick in ice cold water before intercourse.

Dude, she screamed when I tried the Canadian Submarine.

by D Kep November 25, 2016

Human Submarine

1. (adjective) a pregnant woman swimming

2. (noun) a submarine made out of human flesh

Commenter: a pregnant woman swimming is a human submarine

2nd definition---

look at that foreskin submarine!

by amogusrule34 July 23, 2021