Stumper

Collective noun: Referring to a group of little people. (midgets for the uncouth). "A stumper of midgets"

A stumper of midgets jumped a tranny on the Jerry Springer show when she (he, it) told them size does matter.

by txxHKAGE7 October 30, 2010

slumped

Killed. Refers to the position a body takes if shot in a car or a sitting position, as in "slumped over".

"Brandy all f**ked up in the head cuz her babby daddy got slumped"

by Mistress Quabeena July 31, 2005

dindu-stomped

A mugging and/or mob attack by people who follow up with an alibi containing the word, "dindu". Contrary to the claim that this is racist, it is about a speech impediment which spans across the spectrum of violent youth. It refers to a behavioral association, and calling it racist is just cultural appropriation on their part.

Onlookers wanted to show other people how badly the kid got dindu-stomped by a huge mob of youths, so nobody called 911 in time to stop the beating.
"Aw damn, they got a white boy! Somebody call someone! Damn! I'm too busy getting this on video!"
By the time mall security arrived, the boy lay groaning unconscious after being kicked and stomped on the head, ribs, vital organs. The mob had dispersed and the only remaining were just there to make sure nobody snitched.

by hygeinefag August 27, 2018

Vash The Stampede

Vash is the greatest plant there ever was. Don't ever take away Trigun.......
or else.

by Josh the Stampede October 22, 2003

Slumped

to be high as fuck (under the influence of marijuana)

brooo Did you see kateri last night she was slumped I was to lmao

by Slumpgod101 January 20, 2019

skumped

one step above being pwnd, it's derived from "skunk humped"... clearly something you don't want to happen. unlike pwnage, which may not be noticed by the victim, you ALWAYS know if you've been skumped; it has to be public and uber-humiliating.

"dude, don't skump me like that..."
"shit! you got skumped! GTF away!"

by ducken January 14, 2008

Stumper

Someone who engages in sexual intercourse with trees.

I don't like to talk to that guy, he's a stumper. What a weirdo.

by PocketWrap February 25, 2018