Stress Buster

One who gives a hand job as to relieve the stress of the recipient.

Amy was an excellent Stress Buster last night, I blew a huge load.

by CrazyFoley December 29, 2011

strats

Strats is an Abbreviation of the word strategies. It is commonly used in reference to RTS's. This word is used by Pro Gamers and want-a-bees.

You haven't got the strats to beat me.

by Luke Carroll March 22, 2005

exam stress

The state of perpetual tension (both mental and physical) that occurs right before, and during exam week. It results in students exhibiting strange behaviours or actions.

It can be classified as, the realisation that procrastination and masturbation have ruined your academic life.

Due to exam stress, individuals are allowed to get a away with things they otherwise wouldn't, as long as they say "sorry, it's exam stress".

Student 1: Shit! Shit! Shit! my exam is tomorrow, I'm not ready!
Student 2: LOL, I finished mine two days ago!

*Student 1 develops insomnia and proceeds to burn down the library.*

Policeman: Why did you do such a heinous deed?
Student 1: Exam stress, sir!
Policeman: Oh, that's fine then. Here's $20 for your troubles.

by ChalaBoy7 December 11, 2013

Stress Breast

In place of a stress ball, to grab and squeeze a girl's breast in order to relieve stress. the girl's breast will therefore experience the stress. the amount of noise created by the girl's squeal indicates the level of stress. In this way the stress breast can also be a stress test.
If stress exceeds a breast's capability, first try grabbing both breast's at once, and if that doesn't work, move on to a larger size.

I walked into school today angry and so I needed a stress breast. Jess was perfect. When I grabbed her tits she screamed so loud, the preschool next door was disrupted. Apparently, I was pretty angry.

by Horny John December 31, 2007

Stress

The confusion caused when ones mind overrides the body’s natural desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole that desperately needs it.

I used to have stress all the time but now that I've read this I've been able to be stress free!

by Freder!ck September 16, 2005

Strasburg

A town settled in the mountanis of Virginia where kids have nothing to do but act like wiggers, smoke weed, pop pills and fight.

Where do you live?
Strasburg.
Dude, I'm sorry.

by R. Cain May 17, 2011

relieving stress

to have an orgasm, term mostly used towards someone masturbating, but also can be used for sexual intercourse, which is slightly better than "mocking your member."

hey man get out of the bathroom! I'm relieving stress.

by ifuckdumbbitches November 28, 2007