My Stomach Hurts

A common slang meaning you have to go to the bathroom and crap.

Man, my stomach hurts, I gotta go to the bathroom.

by TBoneHSHS December 28, 2005

Brain Stomach

A stomach of a woman that has hundreds stretch marks, usually due to her being previously pregnant and/or fat, then losing weight, but keeping the stretch marks. Resembles the wrinkles in a person's brain. On her stomach.

Bob: "Why doesn't Jane ever wear a two-piece bathing suit?"

Johnny: "Because she has Brain Stomach."

Bob: "Oh."

by ThreatMatrix January 10, 2009

stomachache

A description of something that has no explanation or reason for being in a way that gives someone a disgusted feeling in their stomach and sometimes makes them have gas, followed by the urge to poop.

1."I got a stomachache from watching that video of you standing in that field for two hours"

2."Her and her friends went to the store and took pictures with them holding random things and I got a major stomachache"

by PiTO January 21, 2008

polish stomach

Heartburn brought on by over-consumption of meats and cheap liquor. Common in those of Ashkenazi descent.

Josh: Chorizo?

Jon: Man, don't even talk to me about chorizos, I got some serious polish stomach situation going on.

by PhineasGage January 24, 2010

Stomach bomb

Eating something that causes your stomach to have the worst pain in your life.

Girl: Man, that pizza we had last night was a stomach bomb!
Guy: Oh, I didn't feel anything
Girl ......

by The_Lark May 5, 2011

washboard stomach

A stomach with well developed abdominal muscles

Wow, your abs look great! We saw you this afternoon and we don't remember you having an over-sized washboard stomach!

by Susieblue January 3, 2014

Stomach fart

When your stomach, or intestines, make a sound that resembles a fart.

To be a true stomach fart, you must feel it happening

*fart noise*

Guy 1: Dude, did you just fart?

Guy 2: No, but my stomach did

Guy 1: Oh must have been a stomach fart. What did you eat?

by softball_player August 29, 2009